Smokey Robinson has been hit with two new sexual battery accusations.
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A Drunk Driver Tried to Blame a Medical Condition . . . He Couldn't Pronounce
If you're too drunk to walk in a straight line . . . you probably shouldn't volunteer to pronounce complicated medical terms.
A 44-year-old man named Christopher Johnson was pulled over in Florida last week, after he was caught driving recklessly . . . swerving, crossing lanes, and driving INTO oncoming traffic.
The police stopped him, and it was obvious he was VERY drunk. He couldn't stand on his own . . . and there were open containers in his car.
An officer tried to check his eyes, by asking him to keep his eye on his finger as he moved it from side to side. And Christopher said, "That's where I've always had a problem with my . . . my EFD. It's hard to actually follow."
The officer asked, "What is your EFD?"
Christopher REALLY struggled. He said, "Hyper-apnent . . . hyper . . . bleh . . ." The cop cut in and said, "One of those . . . all right . . . um, we do believe you're impaired."
Christopher admitted to drinking earlier in the night . . . and it turned out he had prior convictions for DUI and a suspended license. He now faces charges of DUI and driving with his license suspended.
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A business apologized for hiring a fake Santa . . . who killed his wife back in 2011.
The man had pleaded insanity, and was released last year.
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