Most porch pirates operate in BROAD DAYLIGHT, so the challenge is attracting as little attention to themselves as possible . . . and you have to be extra sneaky now that so many people have doorbell cameras.
No one told this pirate.
A 46-year-old man from Mississippi named Todd Bond has been arrested after MULTIPLE porch thefts in both Mississippi and Alabama . . . including one house where they stumbled upon a MASSIVE treasure.
The house had at least a dozen packages stacked up on the porch, and Todd made REPEATED trips from the porch to the car to snatch every single one.
This was caught on the homeowner's camera . . . and if this process wasn't obvious enough, Todd was also DRESSED AS A WOMAN at the time. The look included long bleached hair, a headband, makeup, and a skirt.
Todd was arrested and charged with first-degree theft of property.
The big haul happened a couple weeks ago, just before Halloween . . . so the investigators say they weren't sure if this person was wearing a costume, if this is how they always dress, or if this was some kind of disguise for their pirating.