Oprah dropped her annual Favorite Things holiday gift guide. As usual, it contains way too many things for her to have actually tried . . . or even heard of . . . herself. But still . . .
There's plenty of affordable stuff on the list, but rich people shop for the holidays too, right? That's why it includes a $2,000 espresso machine, and a $700 indoor pizza oven.
Perhaps the most absurd item on the list is a $60 pair of anti-fog reading glasses . . . for the SHOWER.
Why does one need reading glasses in the shower? Well, to quote whoever wrote this pretending to be Oprah: "Anyone who's tried to read deep conditioner instructions after it's on will appreciate a pair."
It's that time of year again . . . for Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop holiday gift guide. It includes six vibrators, which is six more than you'll find on Oprah's Favorite Things list.
Some of the other naughty things on the list includes a $195 sex pillow and a $1,285 kinky Advent calendar that comes with a paddle, handcuff wristlets, and restraint tape.
Other highlights include . . . orgasm balm, a massage oil candle (yes, as the wax melts it turns into a massage oil), intimacy chocolates, a "pelvic clock" exercise device, and sleeping glasses that block artificial light.
The most expensive item on the list is a gold and diamond chain bracelet for $39,800. And the cheapest thing you'll find is a $12 bottle of "OG Hot Girl Chili Oil."
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