A Woman Battered a Man . . . with Silly String
Some women carry pepper spray . . . some carry mace or bear spray . . . but this woman went with something SILLIER.
A 48-year-old woman in Florida named Krystl Watts was arrested, after she allegedly battered a 33-year-old man with SILLY STRING.
She confronted him . . . "began spraying" . . . and emptied it all. Then she threw the can at the man. It hit him on the forehead, and caused a gash.
Krystl was charged with battery, and spent a night in jail before being freed on $1,000 bond.
The police did not list a motive so it's unclear WHY she attacked him. He wasn't arrested, and there's no indication that he did anything to her first.
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