Name something that seems like a blessing but is really a curse. I'll go first . . .
The man with the world's LARGEST JUNK recently broke his arm, and says his enormous package is what caused it.
41-year-old Matt Barr lives in London, and he's been in the news a lot over the years. His junk is 14.4 INCHES when fully engorged.
He's in the news again after explaining how his massive manhood caused him to slip and fall in the shower.
Quote, "One of the issues with being so large [is] it's not exactly easy to see my feet." He added that any sudden movements can also mess with his balance.
He says he was rushing to get ready for work and didn't see some shower gel in his tub, because his junk was "the only thing in [his] eye line."
He slipped on the soap, fell OUT of the shower, landed on his shoulder, and ended up with two fractures.
He says it's just the latest way his extra-large goods have caused him trouble.
Becoming aroused can make him lightheaded, and it's made relationships hard. He recently told a story about how he was with a woman once . . . swung his hips too quickly . . . and she ended up with a concussion.
He also recently went on vacation and wanted to swim in the pool at his resort. So he wore board shorts with compression shorts underneath to keep everything tucked in. But it still wasn't enough.
When he got out, he says his shorts "clung to the outline too much," and a manager asked him to leave.
You'll understand when you see the photo of him with his broken arm in a sling. He's in loose-fitting slacks, and it's still somehow borderline R-rated. (Plymouth Live / The Sun) (Here's the photo.)