A Woman Was Caught Burning Stolen Flags . . . While Pantsless
I'm kinda curious how this woman plans to celebrate Independence Day . . . because she's already gone ALL OUT.
Police in the small town of Bussey, Iowa got an interesting call last Monday at 4:25 A.M., about a naked woman setting American flags on fire.
The cops responded, and found 21-year-old Brianna Laird with an American flag tied around her head. She was also not wearing pants or underwear.
The flags were stolen from the city. It sounds like they may have been on display in the town. It's unclear why Brianna was burning them, but cops found evidence of drug use, and she was kicking the officers as they tried to restrain her.
She was charged with arson . . . assault . . . indecent exposure . . . theft . . . possession of drug paraphernalia . . . and desecration of a flag.
Oh and at the time, Brianna was on probation for a 2023 marijuana possession conviction. And in 2022, she was convicted of driving under the influence.
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(Here's Brianna's mugshot. The town of Bussey is apparently still using a digital camera from the '90s to take their mugs.)
A Guy Named "Loony Toon" Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase
Once cops catch this guy, they should post the clip of Porky Pig saying, "That's all folks" . . .
Police in Oregon are searching for a 42-year-old man who got into a high-speed chase near Portland on Friday. And it's all over social media . . . because the guy's name is "Loony Toon."
We're assuming it's NOT the original name his parents went with. But his full, legal name is apparently "Loony John Franklin Toon."
Cops pulled him over around 2:45 A.M. on Friday when they saw him weaving through traffic. Then they realized he had a felony warrant out for his arrest.
They put a spike strip in front of his wheels to stop him from driving off. But he threw his SUV in reverse, rammed their car, then drove over the spikes and sped off anyway. He fired several shots while driving away but didn't hit anyone.
He eventually abandoned his SUV, ran out onto a golf course, and got away. But a woman in his passenger's seat was detained. Last we heard, they were still looking for him.
(Here's his mugshot and his shredded tire.)
The California Highway Patrol says they didn't need to do a field sobriety test, after a man crashed his car through a brick wall . . . and when they showed up, he fell asleep on the hood of their patrol car.
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A driver is facing charges after police pulled them over for driving super slow . . . with a mattress balancing on the top of their car.
The driver asked the cops for a "police escort" to safely get the mattress home. The cops declined.
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A former county treasurer tried to steal $38 MILLION in taxpayer money in Arizona, and her own lawyer called it "one of the dumbest, ill-conceived, short-sighted, and most audacious crimes in Arizona state history."
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