A Lady Crapped in a Store's Walk-In Beer Cooler
I know beer isn't exactly healthy, but jeez lady . . .
The Director of Food & Nutrition at a school district in southeast Pennsylvania was arrested the other day . . . for DEFECATING in a store's walk-in beer fridge.
47-year-old Crystal Gauss strolled into a Royal Farms convenience store in Hanover, Pennsylvania last week, 30 miles south of Harrisburg. The place has a refrigerated room with a big sign over it that says "Beer Cave."
She walked in . . . pushed a case of beer out of the way . . . pulled her pants down . . . and dropped a deuce on one of the SHELVES. Then she walked back out to her SUV and left.
It happened around 5:00 p.m., but the store didn't call the cops until 9:30 a.m. the next morning. It's not clear why they waited.
The entire front wall of the walk-in fridge is glass, so she didn't have much privacy in there. A camera inside the fridge also got it on video.
Police didn't reveal a motive. But the store said around $80 worth of merchandise had to be tossed.
She's facing charges for open lewdness, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct that created a "hazardous and physically offensive condition."
The place DOES have bathrooms, by the way. They're right next to the beer cave.
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