A Guy Battered His Roommate with a Baloney Sandwich
This is a classic prison food. It doesn't usually LAND you in prison . . .
A guy in Wildwood, Florida got arrested on Sunday for assaulting his roommate with a baloney sandwich.
29-year-old Oquavious Chandler whipped the sandwich at his roommate while they were arguing about video games.
The guy told police he was trying to sleep, and took his PS5 back from Oquavious' bedroom, because he was "being too loud" while playing it.
The sandwich hit him in the center of the chest, and that was it. The police report said he had "no visible injuries."
Oquavious got charged with a FELONY though, because it's not his first rodeo. He's been arrested multiple times for battery . . . including two other attacks that also involved video games.
He got upset over a video game in 2022 and threatened a 60-year-old man with a knife. Then a year later, he pleaded no contest after choking out his own SISTER during a fight that involved him gaming.
He's now facing fresh charges for felony battery and violating his probation.
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A Thief Broke Into a House . . . and Stole a Toilet?
At this point, there's NOTHING in your home that someone wouldn't steal if they had the chance . . . even your TOILET.
A 40-year-old man in Tennessee named Rodriques Wilbourn was caught after allegedly breaking into a home last week . . . and stealing a toilet.
If you're wondering if the seat was UP or DOWN the answer is NEITHER. The crapper was new, and still in the box.
We don't know what his plan was. He reportedly got the box out of the house, and was preparing to leave the property when he realized that he'd been caught. It's unclear if he heard someone, or an alarm, or saw a camera.
But he started dragging the toilet BACK toward the house, and then ran off, and jumped a fence while fleeing. Police caught up with him a little while later, and he was charged with aggravated burglary.
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Three idiots stole a subway train in New York City . . . took it for a joyride . . . and posted the video on social media. Police are still looking for them.
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A school in California was forced to cancel classes indefinitely, after its copper wiring was stolen, knocking out its power.
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A homeless homicide suspect in Missouri looks a LOT like Sideshow Bob from "The Simpsons."
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A guy in Sweden was arrested for being under the influence of alcohol while . . . flying a drone?
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