After the "Hawk Tuah" girl went so viral, expect these two idiots to be millionaires in no time . . .
A couple named Joe Boyett and Mary Sweat are facing charges for an X-rated stunt they recently pulled at a family restaurant in Waycross, Georgia.It's about 50 miles north of the Florida/Georgia line. They filmed themselves at a place called Rodeo Mexican Restaurant . . . as Joe used a funnel to drink a margarita out of Mary's CRACK. Yes, Mary Sweat's sweaty butt crack.
It apparently happened three months ago, but police just found out about it . . . after Mary ratted on HERSELF. She was upset after someone leaked the video online and wanted cops to arrest the person. But instead, she and Joe got arrested for public indecency. The restaurant put out a statement calling the stunt "unacceptable" and not reflective of the "family-friendly dining experience" they strive for.
They also said any employees who may have been involved will face "appropriate action." According to reports, someone who works there gave them the funnel.
(NY Post / TMZ)
(Here are their mugshots, plus a censored screenshot.)
A Man Was Found Drunk and Naked in an Amusement Park's Lazy River
A 74-year-old man in New Hampshire was arrested last week . . . after he was found lying NAKED at a lazy river pool at an amusement park. He was also hammered at the time. The whole point of a LAZY RIVER pool is that there are NO RULES . . . other than not disrupting the lazy, chill vibes. But this guy took that freedom way too far. A 74-year-old man in New Hampshire named John Caraballo was arrested last week . . . after he was found lying NAKED at a lazy river pool at an amusement park. Even worse, it was 6:00 P.M., and there were kids around.
Not surprisingly, John was also HAMMERED.
Someone called the police, and they took him into custody and charged him with indecent exposure. But he was SO blitzed that they kept him locked up overnight so he could sober up. John issued an apology to the press, saying, "It was extremely poor judgment . . . I'm extremely remorseful and respectful."
(Source: Fox News)
Large pop, hold the poop!
A DoorDash driver in Utah is being accused of leaving his own feces inside a woman's drink from Wendy's after delivering it to her. (Full Story)