Woman on Drugs Streaked at an Eighth Grade Football Practice
Anytime there's a streaker at an NFL game, the cameras cut away. But I guarantee ALL eyes were on this woman . . .
A 27-year-old named Lacey Uthe got arrested on Friday after she streaked across the field at an EIGHTH-GRADE football practice.
It happened in Jefferson City, Missouri. She ran onto the field wearing only a scarf. And 29 eighth-grade boys were there practicing when it happened.
It turned out she lives nearby and didn't actually intend to streak.
She told the cops she was at home doing DRUGS when she got paranoid . . . thought she was going to die . . . and ran outside naked to find help.
She told them she ingested HEROIN. So they took her to a hospital to get checked out, and then took her to jail.
She's facing a felony charge for sexual misconduct involving children.
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(Here's her mugshot.)
Photo: abc17news.com/ Cole County Jail
A Patient Got Fully Naked and Pleasured Himself in the Back of an Ambulance
I don't know what to say about this story. I just hope the paramedics got a few days off to clear their heads . . .
A 30-year-old guy in St. Petersburg, Florida named Terry Majors called 911 last Thursday. He said he was having trouble breathing, so they sent an ambulance.
Then at some point on their way to the hospital, he started PLEASURING himself in front of the EMTs.
(Careful!) According to the police report, he took his junk out and started going at it while staring at the paramedics who were trying to treat him. And for some reason, he put a condom on. (???)
But this part's even weirder. At some point, he asked for an ice pack and then started using the ICE PACK to pleasure himself. (Maybe "pleasure" is the wrong word, because that sounds painful.)
It's not clear if the paramedics were men or women, but they wanted to press charges. So the cops arrested Terry for exposing himself.
He's also got a rap sheet. He did time for burglary and recently spent a year in prison for selling drugs to an undercover cop.
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Photo: thesmokinggun.com
A man in Japan was left alone in the back seat of a patrol car, and he somehow managed to steal the car. The police caught up with him, and he explained to them that he just wanted to go home.
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A man in the U.K. was fined for driving in a bus lane, but his car was never there.
Apparently, the camera picked up a woman who had the word "KNITTER" written on her shirt. And the system confused it with the man's license plate, which is "KN19TER." The fine has since been canceled.
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