A Guy Attacks a Couple with Flip-Flops for Having Sex on a Crowded Beach
A very drunk man and woman were having sex on a crowded beach in Poland last Friday . . . until bystanders came along to stop them. One woman squirted water on the couple, another guy started tapping the man on the back.
The funniest part happened after they separated. An angry dude came over and started smacking the guy with his flip-flops. The dude didn't fight back, he just stumbled away without putting any pants on.
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A Guy's Family Size Box of Frosted Flakes Was Actually Full of Heroin
Sugary cereal isn't the healthiest breakfast. But it's a lot better for you than this . . .
A 31-year-old guy named Justin Butchino recently got pulled over in western Massachusetts for a janky license plate.
It was a temporary plate with such bad handwriting, they couldn't make out the numbers. It turned out the car wasn't registered, and his license was also expired.
But that's the least of his worries. Because while he was being arrested, they found drugs in his pocket. So they searched his car . . . and found a family-size box of Frosted Flakes that was FULL of drugs.
There was one big bag of cocaine inside . . . and over 3,000 tiny bags of heroin that he was obviously planning to sell. They also found a purse packed with even more drugs.
A guy in the passenger seat also got arrested. They're both facing drug trafficking charges.
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(Here's a photo of the drugs.)
A Florida man was showing off his new gun at a bar, and he shot himself in the torso.
The bar manager suggested that he might have been "pretending to be a badass." There's no word on his condition.
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A Woman's Aunt Hired a Hitman to Avoid Seeing Her Mother-in-Law at a Wedding
Today is National Aunt and Uncle Day when you're supposed to honor all those people you happen to be related to. But here's one person who WON'T be giving her aunt a call: A TikTok'er named Madison Beenau says her aunt-by-marriage recently tried to have her 85-year-old grandmother KILLED, because she didn't want her at a wedding.
The woman's son is getting married in a week, and she hates his grandmother . . . a.k.a. her own mother-in-law. So she hired a HITMAN to take her out. But then her husband overheard her talking about it, so the hit didn't happen.
Madison's family got the cops involved, but it's not clear if the aunt has been arrested yet. Meanwhile, the wedding is a week away . . . the grandmother HASN'T been invited . . . and she's upset about it. It's not clear if they told her about the hitman or not. (Here are Part 1 and Part 2 of the story she told on TikTok.)
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Some Perv Keeps Calling Librarians and Asking Them to Read Boring Legal Stuff
Here's the weirdest and most BORING kink we've seen in a while: Some guy has been calling libraries all over the country . . . and asking librarians to read him boring legal jargon while he PLEASURES himself.
A librarian in Connecticut talked about it in a Facebook group, and then other librarians across the country said it's happened to them too. He specifically wants them to read stuff about Brady vs. Maryland . . . a 1963 Supreme Court case that said prosecutors have to share evidence if it could exonerate a defendant.
Other librarians in the group say they've had similar calls from guys asking them to read random stuff, like listing the titles of John Grisham books.
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