Guy Standing With Miniature Horse with His Pants Down Claimed, "It's Not What It Looks Like"
You can't use this excuse when the cards are SO stacked against you . . .
A 30-year-old guy in Canada named Ryan Dodd went on trial last week after he broke into a horse stable in Ottawa around 3:00 A.M. . . . and was caught with his pants down, standing next to a lubed-up miniature horse.
He was also fully ENGORGED, so it was pretty obvious what was going on. But when he saw the cops, he said . . . "It's not what it looks like."
This all happened in 2019, but he was just in court last week, where he claimed he only broke into the stable to pleasure HIMSELF. And even though it was covered in lube, he said the horse had nothing to do with it.
Luckily, the cops got there before he was able to molest the tiny horse. But its owners said it smelled like massage oil for several days.
Ryan was found guilty of breaking and entering and attempted bestiality. But he plans to appeal.
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Two prison guards in Sweden were held hostage for nine hours on Wednesday by two inmates who demanded 20 PIZZAS as ransom.
The food was delivered, the guards were released, and the inmates will likely face consequences.
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A man broke into a woman's apartment in Toronto last month, and then put on her clothes and cooked a meal.
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A Man Shows Up at the Wrong House for a Party and Gets Busted for Drunk Driving
Just a reminder that when you're drunk and someone says you're being stupid, they're probably right . . .
A 33-year-old guy named Joe Olmstead was driving to a party on Monday near Albany, New York. And he was already drunk when he showed up.
Except he showed up at the WRONG HOUSE because he had a bad address.
He ended up in a random person's driveway and started asking about the party. So they told him there wasn't one, and he got belligerent.
They eventually called the cops. And Joe was still there looking for the party when they arrived. So they breathalyzed him, and he was three times the legal limit.
They arrested him for drunk driving. He's due in court next month.
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