Arrested Man Poops In Back Of Police Car, And 2 More Times While Being Booked!
A Massachusetts man was arrested for DWI in New Hampshire on Saturday, and he's accused of POOPING in the back of the police cruiser, and TWO more times in the booking room at the police station. (???)
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A Virginia family drove the remains of a family member to California to spread her ashes up the coast.
But someone broke into their car in Santa Monica and stole the remains.
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(That reminds us of this "Big Lebowski" scene.)
A Man Went All "Mission Impossible" to Steal . . . Some Dippin' Dots?
Do you like Dippin' Dots? You might not enjoy 'em quite as much as THIS guy does . . .
Police in Tyler, Texas are on the hunt for a man who broke into a mall to steal a bag of Dippin' Dots.
To get in, the guy dropped through the ceiling like he was Tom Cruise in"Mission Impossible" or something. But he didn't have any crazy tactical gear. He was wearing a polo, and pulled off the whole mission "while licking on a sucker." (???)
He was also able to leave through the same hole in the ceiling where he entered. And as far as we know, he didn't take anything other than the Dippin' Dots. There's no word on who this guy is. He's still on the run.
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(The Tyler Police Department has his photo on their Facebook feed. It's from a security camera . . . and yes, he seems to have a sucker in his mouth.)
A Guy Stole an Ambulance . . . to Drive Himself to the Hospital
When there's a medical crisis and someone NEEDS to get to the hospital, most people call 911 and have an ambulance sent. But this guy decided to CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN.
A 38-year-old Baltimore man thought he was having a heart attack late Sunday night. And conveniently, he noticed an ambulance idling nearby with the keys in the ignition. So, he hopped in . . . and drove HIMSELF to the hospital.
The police caught up with him before he got there, but he told them about his condition. They determined that he DID need to see a doctor, so THEY took him.
It's unclear if he's facing charges. Obviously, it's a crime to steal an ambulance . . . but considering the circumstances, there's a chance he could catch a break.
There's no word about what happened at the scene where he stole the ambulance. If there was a victim whose treatment was delayed because this guy jacked their ride, then he could be on the hook for that.
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