A Woman Attacks Her Uber Driver and Starts Biting His Neck
It sounds like this woman's got issues . . . or she's secretly a vampire. An Uber driver in St. Petersburg, Florida picked up a 55-year-old woman named Michele Stilwell on Saturday, and she ATTACKED him.
It's not clear what led up to it, but she reached up from the backseat and started CHOKING him while he was driving.
Somehow, he managed to pull over without crashing the car. And at that point, she climbed forward onto the center console . . . and sunk her teeth into his NECK.
He tried to call 911 at one point, but she knocked the phone out of his hand and continued attacking him. Eventually, random people on the street heard him yelling for help and broke it up.
She also scratched him up pretty good, hard enough to draw blood. And he ended up with a big mark across his chest.
According to the arrest report, she may have been drinking before it happened. She's facing two felony charges, including one for aggravated battery.
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(Here's her mugshot and a photo of the bite mark on his neck.)
Photo: Pinellas County, Florida
A Guy's "I Got Kidnapped" Prank Leads to Him Getting Arrested
I think this guy underestimated how GOOD people can actually be.
There's a 19-year-old guy named Vincent Oggero in College Station, Texas. And a few months ago, he was at a restaurant and wrote "I NEED HELP I got kidnapped" on his receipt.
And . . . the restaurant actually called the cops to report it.
They went out on a quick manhunt to find Vincent . . . and after about an hour, they found him at a party where he said it was a PRANK.
He was just arrested and charged with filing a false report.
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(NC-17) A Burglar Who Stopped to Have His Way with Himself During a Robbery Is Busted by His DNA on the Keyboard
If this guy would've just been able to wait until he got home to watch porn, we'd never be telling this story.
There's a 22-year-old guy named Jonathan Ruiz from Orange, California. And a few years ago, he broke into a house where three female college students lived.
He ate some of their snacks, went through their underwear drawers . . . and then sat down with one of their laptops to WATCH PORN.
He didn't even steal the laptop, so when the cops were checking out the scene, they found some DNA evidence on the computer from, you know, when the guy's porn watching reached its natural conclusion.
Jonathan's DNA was already in the system after he was convicted for vandalism at his high school in 2017.
And on Monday, he pleaded guilty to felony burglary and vandalism. He was sentenced to six years and eight months in prison.
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