Southwest Pilot Charged for “Whipping It Out His Whitesnake” While Flying Plane
We put a lot of faith in airplane pilots to keep their hands on the controls and not . . . well, on this.
A guy named Michael Haak was a pilot for Southwest Airlines. And back in August, he was flying from Philadelphia to Orlando . . . when he pulled out his JUNK in the cockpit.
We're not sure why he did it, or what he did with himself once his stuff was out . . . but we do know he's now facing charges for committing a lewd act.
We also know he doesn't fly for Southwest anymore. He left his job sometime last year and Southwest says he quit before they found out about the cockpit exposure incident.
They say they're, quote, "cooperating with the appropriate outside agencies as they investigate."
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A Guy Stole a Police Webcam on His Way Out of Jail
You'd think the time when someone WOULDN'T want to commit a crime is when they were finally getting out of jail. You'd think.
There's a 35-year-old guy named Steven Moran from Vero Beach, Florida. And he was arrested last month for criminal mischief and taken to county jail.
He got out on a $1,000 bond. And while he was in the booking area getting discharged . . . he stole a WEBCAM off one of the jail computers and slipped it in his pocket.
When the jail realized the camera was missing, the police investigated . . . and figured out Steven stole it as he was being discharged.
So he was arrested on Thursday for theft. He got out on bond again . . . and as far as we know, this time, he didn't steal any souvenirs on his way out.
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Photo: Indiana River County
Someone broke into a restaurant in Augusta, Georgia on Saturday and stole the register.
But instead of pressing charges, the owner wants to give him a job if he comes forward. He got on Facebook and said, "No police, no questions. Let's sit down and talk about how we could help you, and fix the road you're on."
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