Jensen Karp's Twitter bio reads as follows:
"Father, writer, only person to debate at Oxford & perform at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Talk Ain’t Cheap podcast. Buy my memoir, Kanye West Owes Me $300."
But he posted a disturbing picture and swore it WAS NOT A JOKE:
The tweet went viral, so of course Cinnamon Toast Crunch responded...but they maybe could have used better verbiage.
Apparently, this saga is to be continued and real experts have offered their services:
Photo source: @JensenKarp on Twitter