Houston Woman Stole a Package Off Porch With Her BOOBIES Totally Out Of Her Shirt
A woman in Houston stole a package from a porch with her breasts totally out of her shirt . . . and the entire thing was caught by a doorbell camera.
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A Guy at a Drive-Thru Opens His Door and Knocks Over a Fleeing Thief
A guy in line at a Chick-fil-A drive-thru in Texas saw police chasing a suspect, so he opened his door just in time to knock the crook off his feet and onto the pavement. A cop was right on the guy's heels and arrested him immediately.
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A Store Owner Is Charged with Robbing a Guy Who Robbed His Store
I'm not sure there's such a thing as a "self-defense robbery."
On Tuesday night, a 20-year-old guy named Siron Young stole a pack of cigars from a convenience store in Dyersburg, Tennessee.
The owner of the store is a 25-year-old guy named Odi Suleiman. He got in his car and chased after Siron. And when he caught up with him, he said he had a gun . . . and he took back the pack of cigars, PLUS Siron's cell phone and debit card.
Siron flagged down the cops and once they sorted through everything Odi wound up getting arrested for aggravated robbery . . . and Siron got a citation for theft.
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(Here's Odi's mugshot.)
A Guy Stole a Playground Slide and Attached It to His Kid's Bunk Bed
If this guy had just done this LEGALLY, he'd be the coolest dad ever. Instead, he's going to jail . . .
Cops recently raided the home of 30-year-old Dustin Bushnell in Burbank, Washington. (About 200 miles southeast of Seattle, right near the Oregon border.)
And they were looking for a bunch of catalytic converters he's accused of stealing off people's cars. Which they DID find . . . but they also found something else.
As they were searching his home, they walked into his kid's bedroom . . . and saw a massive, 400-pound PLAYGROUND SLIDE attached to the kid's bunk bed.
The slide went missing from a park in December after someone sawed it off of a piece of playground equipment.
They're still building a case for the stolen car parts, but they arrested Dustin on the spot for the slide. He's facing charges for possession of stolen property.
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(Here's a photo. The woman on the slide is Detective Julie Lee, who led the raid.)
German Police Solve a Cold Case Thanks to a Suspicious Bite of Sausage
I can't even imagine how many crimes in Germany involve sausages in one way or another.
The police in Schwelm, in western Germany, recently solved a cold case . . . all thanks to a suspicious bite of sausage.
Nine years ago, someone broke into a house and robbed the place. And while he was inside, he took a bite out of a sausage.
The cops took DNA from the sausage . . . and it just matched the DNA from a guy in an unrelated crime in France.
But here's the wurst news . . . get it? WURST like sausage? The statute of limitations ran out on the burglary, so the guy probably won't be facing charges for it.
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Photo: dailystar.co.uk/