A Shoplifter Stole a Three-Foot-Tall, 40-Pound Sex Toy Called 'Moby Dick'
We've seen a million stories about shoplifters stealing all sorts of junk . . . but not THIS kind of junk.
A guy in Las Vegas walked into an adult toy store last week, and stole the BIGGEST toy they had.
(Careful!) It's called the "Moby", named after the Herman Melville novel,"Moby Dick". And it's massive . . . it's about 40 pounds and three feet tall from base to tip.
He walked into the store last Tuesday with a face mask on . . . picked it up . . . tossed it over his shoulder . . . walked it out through the front door . . . and security cameras got it all on video. (Here's the footage, but be WARNED that it shows the full toy in all its glory.)
The cops are still trying to track him down, and the store is offering a reward for anyone with information.
They say the toy normally sells for $1,200.
(We found it for $600 online though . . . if you're in the market. An UNCENSORED shot of it awaits you at that link.)
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A Woman Tries to Hire a Hitman Through a Joke Site Called RentAHitMan.com
This woman probably should have realized you can't hire people like this through a normal Google search . . .
A 51-year-old woman near Detroit named Wendy Wein wanted to KILL her ex-husband. So she searched online and found a website called RentAHitman.com.
The entire site is just a joke. It claims to have 18,000 hitmen stationed around the country . . . that it's headquartered at the Mar-a-Lago Club . . . and that the company recently had to cut ties with the Illuminati and Jeffrey Epstein.
It also brags about being "HIPPA" compliant, which they say stands for the, quote, "Hitman Information Privacy and Protection Act of 1964."
Somehow, she still fell for it and filled out a request form detailing how she wanted her ex-husband killed. Then whoever runs the site saw the request come through and called the cops.
They set up a sting in a parking lot, and arrested her when she offered an undercover cop $5,000 for the hit, plus travel expenses. She's facing charges for solicitation to commit murder.
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