New Men's Bathing Suit That Hides Your Excited Junk
We've got to give it to Pornhub here: They truly want to make life better for all us perverts.
Pornhub just announced they're selling a new product for men called the . . . Bonerless Bathing Suit.
It's a bathing suit that's designed to hold down and hide your junk when you get excited.
They say that the Lycra they used will keep things contained without being painful or, quote, "strangling" you.
There are just a couple of strikes against it. One, it's expensive. It costs $69.69, although you can use the coupon code "BONER" to save $20. Yes, "BONER."
Two, the bathing suit has the Pornhub logo on it, which kind of hurts its function as being a good option for UNDERCOVER perverts.
Anyway, if you're interested, you can buy one at . . .Bonerless.com. What a morning.
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Baby Chimps Can't Stop Hugging a New Friend
A chimpanzee rescue organization in Africa posted video of baby chimps that can't stop hugging a new member of their group. The new chimp was recently rescued and had to be kept in a separate area until it was ready to be around others.
But on this day it slipped past the caretakers to join his new friends.