Stormy Daniels Comic Book Features Trump Scandal
1. Stormy Daniels rose from the strip clubs of Baton Rouge to the top of the adult film industry.
Today, however, she is best known as the woman at the center of a hush money scandal involving the president of the United States. Through threats, lawsuits, and politically motivated arrests Witness her journey from scrappy opportunist to unlikely feminist icon in the newest issue of Political Power!
Written and drawn by Joe Paradise, and featuring cover by famed comic book artist Joey Mason, this 24-page book is available both digitally and in print and can be found on multiple platforms.
2. Stormy Daniels Says President Trump was Below Average, and Compared His Genitals to a Mario Character
One of the British tabloids got a hold of STORMY DANIELS' upcoming memoir, "Full Disclosure" . . . and obviously, the part most people are talking about is her description of PRESIDENT TRUMP's genitalia.
Sadly, he doesn't get a very good review.
She calls it, quote, "smaller than average [but] not freakishly small." She adds that it's unusual, because it has, quote, "a huge mushroom head, like a toadstool." She compares it to the "mushroom character from Mario Kart." The character's name is Toad. Here's a picture, and here are the memes.
She also says he has, quote, "Yeti pubes."
And she adds, quote, "It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."