1. VIDEO You Must See: A Head Shop Worker Uses a Bong to Fight Off Robbers
Security cam from a marijuana dispensary in Canada filmed three thieves entering a store and attacking a clerk with bear spray. But the worker grabs a glass bong and comes out swinging until they give up and leave.
2. A Guy Sings "Don't Stop Believin'" on His Journey to Jail
The cops arrested a guy in Florida for drunk driving earlier this month, but they wouldn't put on music in their car on the way to jail. So, the guy started singing "Don't Stop Believin'". He's facing a DUI charge.
3. A Guy Busted For Pleasuring Himself in Front of a Laundromat Says It "Helps with His Anxiety"
A guy in Florida was busted for watching porn and pleasuring himself at a laundromat on Tuesday. And he said it was because it, quote, "helps with his anxiety." He was arrested for exposure of sexual organs.
Man busted for masturbating in public told cops it "helps with his anxiety" https://t.co/dmWLaHQgr0 Gee, ever heard of Xanax?💊💊💊— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) September 12, 2018
4. A college professor in Nevada
is facing felony charges for pulling a gun out at school last month and shooting himself in the arm to protest President Trump.
The College of Southern Nevada sociology professor was found bleeding from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to his arm about 8:15 a.m. on Aug. 28 outside a campus bathroom https://t.co/puDxP0Q4kV— Las Vegas RJ (@reviewjournal) September 12, 2018
5. A guy in Florida was arrested last week
for nicking his neighbor's arm with a chainsaw while they argued about a bush on their property line.