1. A Guy Calls the Police to Report His Wife Is Snoring Loudly
A guy in England recently called the police because his wife was SNORING loudly and he didn't know what to do. They told him that didn't count as an emergency, and he should get her some medical help when she wakes up.
2. A Guy Strips and Does an Erotic Dance at a Hibachi Restaurant
A guy was at a Japanese hibachi restaurant in Florida on Sunday night and, for some reason, he stripped down and started doing an EROTIC DANCE. He was arrested for disorderly conduct.
3. A Man Tried to Get Away from the Cops by Taking a Frog Hostage
A guy in Nebraska flipped his car on Wednesday and fled the scene. And when the cops went to arrest him, he picked up a frog and tried to use it as a hostage. They ended up tasing him, and got him into custody. And the frog was fine.