1. A Drunk, Topless Woman Called the Cops After a Friend Tried to Cut Her Off
A 32-year-old woman in Florida called the cops last week after her friend tried to cut her off at a bar. Then she was drunk and TOPLESS when they showed up, and told them she called because she has, quote, "freedom of speak."
2. Local Guy makes young daughter steal packages from house
3. A Guy Tries to Escape From Jail Over a Razor Wire Fence Halfway Through His Four-Day Sentence
A guy in California had a four-day jail sentence last week for a DUI but on the second day, he ESCAPED over a razor wire fence. The cops found him and took him to the hospital for his razor wire injuries and now he's looking at up to a YEAR in prison for felony escaping.
4. A Guy Is Busted For Stealing Jorts From His Neighbor
A guy in North Carolina broke into his female neighbor's apartment over the weekend and only stole ONE thing: A pair of jean shorts. We're not sure WHY he stole her jorts, but he's facing one felony charge of first-degree burglary.