1. OJ Was Thrown Out of a Vegas Hotel for Being Belligerently Drunk
and That Might Have Been a Violation of His Parole
2. Escort says she shot client because he was bad at oral sex
3. Pot-smoking naked couple tried to seduce teen babysitter
4. A Guy Steals a Motorized Grocery Cart But Only Makes It Across the Parking Lot in 10 Minutes
A guy in Alaska stole a motorized shopping cart from a grocery store on Tuesday but because it's so slow, he barely made it out of the parking lot in the 10 minutes it took the cops to get there. He was arrested for felony theft.
5. A Liquor Store Clerk Stops a Robber by Hitting Him with Bailey's Pumpkin Spice
A liquor store clerk in Oklahoma stopped a robbery earlier this week by hitting the robber in the head with a bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice. He stumbled out of the store empty-handed and was arrested for robbery.
6. A Drunk Guy Showed Up to a School to Vote on Monday
A guy in Pennsylvania showed up to an elementary school to vote on Monday. He was drunk, and the staff called the cops. They arrested him for DUI.