1. Stupid New Fashion Alert: "Thong Jeans" Are Jeans That Are Cut Up So Much They Basically Don't Cover Anything
It feels like 2017 has seen more fashion designers make STUPID JEANS than any other year combined. We've seen totally crotchless jeans, jeans with a buttcrack exposing zipper and "double jeans" that look like one pair tucked into another.
And here's the latest. A fashion designer in Japan just debuted "thong jeans." It looks like she took a pair of jeans and basically cut out the ENTIRE legs and crotch.
So all that's left is the waistband, the cuffs around the ankles, a few straps of denim connecting them, and, of course, a tiny strip of denim that looks like a thong. If you really want them, you're basically just a pair of scissors away.
2. Nancy Cartwright has been the voice of Bart Simpson since the beginning,
but she also does a lot of other characters on "The Simpsons". She just made a video where she does seven different characters in 40 seconds. In order: Bart, Nelson, Data Base, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Ralph, Maggie and she finishes with Bart.
3. A Woman Sprays Department Store Perfume Up Her Dress
Security video at a department store caught a woman liberally spraying herself with a perfume sample. Then she checks to see if anyone's looking, and LIFTS up her dress and sprays it all over her legs and private area.
She starts spraying her undercarriage at 0:25
***BONUS***
4. An "Invisible" Car Causes a Crash
A dashcam video has gone viral of a car that seems to appear out of nowhere to suddenly cause a crash at an intersection. It's probably shielded by other traffic, windshield glare, and tree shadows. Luckily no one was seriously injured.