No team has EVER won three straight Super Bowls. The Kansas City Chiefs had a chance to change that against the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl 59 last night . . . but they failed to show up. At all.

The Eagles were up 7-0 after the first quarter . . . 24-0 at the half . . . and 34-0 with seconds left in the third quarter. That's when Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes FINALLY started making some plays, but it was too little too late.

The Eagles even did the "Gatorade Shower" with three minutes left to go in the game, which might have been a record for the earliest COACH-BATH.

The liquid was yellow-green, if you did one of those silly prop-bets.

Theresa

Maynard posts, "I realize we're on the ass end of beating this dead horse, but fuckit. Greetings from my academy"

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