A bronze statue of soccer legend Cristiano Ronaldo in his hometown of Funchal, Portugal is showing signs of heavy wear in one specific area. According to Sport Bible, the statue was erected (see what we did there?) in 2014 and has been a magnet for fans to take photos with. Ronaldo was sculpted to include a prominent bulge in his shorts and fans haven't been able to keep their hands off it. The popularity of these crotch grab photos combined with the reaction of bronze to oils from the human hand have resulted in a shiny, worn look for the poor statue penis. Check out some fun examples below.
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