Airplane Passenger Arrested For Sexually Assaulting HIMSELF!
A man on a Southwest Airlines flight is facing federal charges for allegedly pulling down his pants and masturbating at least four times in front of passengers. Antonio Sherrodd McGarity was arrested by officers from the Phoenix Police Department over the weekend.
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A Grandmother Threatened a Cop with "White Witchery"
Police officers have to contend with a lot of nonsense in order to keep us safe . . . even "WHITE WITCHERY," apparently.
A 74-year-old woman in Pennsylvania named Celestia Barker was upset with the police last month because she didn't like that her grandson was hit with felony drug charges. She said he only had a small amount of marijuana and a pipe.
So then she committed a felony of her own. She allegedly told an officer that she practices "white witchery," and he'd be a target if he didn't drop the drug charges.
It's unclear exactly what "white witchery" is, but she suggested that it could push him down a flight of stairs, or get him into a car accident. The cop asked if she was threatening him, and she said, "no" . . . she was just "making statements." (???)
She asked if there was a law against that . . . was told there WAS . . . and then made another threat, saying the officers "best be looking over their shoulder."
She's now facing a felony charge of threatening unlawful harm to a public servant and was released on $10,000 bail.
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A Guy Told Cops Throwing Bottles at Unsuspecting People Is Just a Thing He Enjoys Doing
Well here's the worst hobby ever: A 37-year-old crossing guard in New York was in the middle of doing her job Monday morning when she suddenly got hit by a flying GLASS BOTTLE. Luckily she's okay.
It turned out a 30-year-old man named Tyreik Martin threw it at her. Cops caught up with him nearby about 45 minutes later.
And when they asked why he did it . . . he said that chucking bottles at unsuspecting people is just something he enjoys doing. (???)
He specifically said he tries to aim for their FACE. And this isn't the first time he's done something like this.
He's been arrested at least 70 TIMES for various reasons, including drug charges and assault.
Most recently, he got arrested last May for hitting a two-year-old boy in a stroller with a SUITCASE. The kid ended up with a small welt under his eye. Thankfully it wasn't more serious.
It turns out Tyreik had an active warrant for not sticking to a plea agreement from the suitcase incident. So he might be looking at serious jail time now.
(Here's a photo of him being arrested.)
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