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Must See Porch Pirate Dressed As An Alien… Now On The Run!
Cops in Jacksonville, Florida are looking for a porch pirate who stole packages while dressed up as an alien.
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A Man Is Fined $3,800 for Torturing His Neighbors by Singing ABBA Loudly and Terribly
Looks like this guy just met his Waterloo.
There's a 50-year-old guy named Jason Harvey in Romford, England. And he had a song in his heart, even if it didn't sound very good when it came out of his mouth.
Jason loved to fire up his home karaoke machine and sing ABBA songs all night on Saturday nights. It was so bad he wound up getting more than 150 noise complaints.
One of his neighbors told reporters, quote, "It has been a nightmare. I dreaded Saturday nights. It was so loud and his singing was terrible."
Besides ABBA, the cops also received specific complaints about Jason's renditions of"Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straits. . ."Blue Monday" by New Order. . . and"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton.
Jason was in court this week, and he was fined $3,800.
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A Woman Attacks Her Roommate for Playing the Same Song Over and Over on a Loop
Is there a more fitting song than this to FREAK OUT over?
53-year-old Mary Ann Lannon has lived with her cousin in Clearwater, Florida for the last five years. And earlier this week, she lost it when the cousin wouldn't stop blasting the same song over and over again on a loop.
It happened around 12:15 in the morning on Tuesday. And the song she freaked out over was . . .Chic's1978 disco hit,"Le Freak". (It's the one where they sing "freak out" over and over.)
Mary Ann shoved her 64-year-old cousin into a makeshift tiki bar they'd set up, and it collapsed.
Her cousin fell through the bar . . . landed face-first on a speaker . . . and ended up with a black eye.
Cops arrested Mary Ann for domestic battery, and she's not allowed to have any contact with the cousin for now.
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(Here's Mary's photo.)
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A Guy Is Busted Driving with a .404 Blood-Alcohol Level, Doing 100 Miles-Per-Hour, with His Airbags Deployed
This guy didn't just do one illegal thing while he was driving, he did EVERY illegal thing.
The cops got a call last week about a drunk driver near Carson City, Nevada. And when they found him . . . he was doing 100 miles-per-hour with his airbags deployed.
They tried to pull him over, but he wouldn't stop . . . and the chase didn't end until he pulled into a fast food joint and crashed into a cement wall.
It turns out the guy had a .404 blood-alcohol level, which is five times the legal limit, and also getting up toward the "possibly fatal" range.
He was arrested on a ton of charges.
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