Your Kids Will Wake You Up at 6:44 A.M. on Christmas
The average kid will wake their parents up at 6:44 A.M. on Christmas, according to a new poll.
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Christmas Is Five Days Away, But We're Already Returning Millions of Gifts
According to UPS, a ton of gifts are already being returned. They used to see the big wave of returns after Christmas. But now we're all buying OURSELVES more stuff on Black Friday and Cyber Monday, and sending some of it back.
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A Guy Steals a Christmas Wreath . . . and Is Busted When He Hangs It on His Door
A guy in Florida stole a Christmas wreath off someone's door earlier this month. And he was busted this week . . . when the cops spotted it on HIS door. He's in jail on burglary and theft charges.
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The Most Successful Christmas Movies of All Time
"Home Alone" tops a list of the Most Successful Christmas Movies of All Time, with $285.8 million. It's followed by the Jim Carrey "Grinch" movie from 2000, and the new, animated "Grinch" movie that just came out this year.
1. "Home Alone" (1990), $285.8 million.
2. "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (2000), $260 million.
3. "Dr. Seuss' The Grinch" (2018), $224.2 million.
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"All I Want for Christmas" Is #1 on YouTube's Holiday Songs Chart
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey is #1 on YouTube's list of the most-played holiday songs of the season so far. "Let It Go" by Idina Menzel is next, followed by "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer".
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Here's the Top 10:
1. "All I Want for Christmas Is You", Mariah Carey
2. "Let It Go" from "Frozen", Idina Menzel
3. "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Gene Autry
4. "Hallelujah", Pentatonix
5. "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree", Brenda Lee
The Ten Old-School Toys We Wish Our Kids Wanted for Christmas
The top old-school toys we wish our kids wanted for Christmas are a bike, a puzzle, a board game, a stuffed animal, and a ball.
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The Top Things that Stress Out Santa
Stress levels for many of us soar at Christmastime . . . and that includes jolly Old St. Nick. Here are The Top Things that Stress Out Santa.
Being harassed the other 364 days of the year by his doctor over his body mass index.
Figuring out how to make the elves union rep casually disappear.
Kids at the mall that leave his lap soaked in more pee than Donald Trump's Moscow hotel mattress.
People that see that giant beard and say, "Loved you in ZZ Top!"
Mrs. Claus finding out that he left $130,000 in an envelope in Stormy Daniels' stocking.
Starbucks' baristas always writing "SATAN" on his drink cup.
Leaving a doll for a little girl . . . and being accused of reinforcing outdated gender norms.
Hipsters stealing his facial hair game.
Global warming turning his pad into a lake house.
Having people confuse him with that JERK Santa from "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".
Apple stealing his business model of making small people build things for very little pay.
Oh just the fact that a VR headset is SLIGHTLY more complicated to build than a wooden rocking horse.
Realizing that he has bigger boobs than Mrs. Claus.
That whole delivering-presents-to-a-billion-houses-within-24-hours thing.
Being called "A Daddy Bear" when he visits West Hollywood.
His bedroom supplanting the North Pole as the coldest place on earth, after Mrs. Claus discovers his PornHub account.
Jeff Sessions constantly calling to see if there are any openings in his workshop.
Blitzen and his gastrointestinal issues.