1. Airplane passengers catch couple having sex in seat behind them
***WARNING: You will see people having sex!***
2. A Father and His Adult Son Beat Up a Guy Over "Pokemon Go"
A 71-year-old guy in Missouri and his 31-year-old son were playing "Pokemon Go" on Monday and they BEAT UP another guy who accused them of cheating. They're both facing assault charges.
3. A Guy With the Last Name "Beer" Flipped His Car While Driving Drunk
Well, I guess you can't fight destiny. There's a guy in Council Bluffs, Iowa whose real name is Benjamin Beer. And back in March about a month before his 21st birthday he was driving drunk and managed to FLIP his car.
He somehow only wound up with a bloody nose but he was arrested, and just pleaded guilty to operating while intoxicated.
There's no word on what Mr. Beer was drinking the night he flipped his car, but there'd be some kind of healthy irony if it was liquor.
4. A Woman in an "Alcohol You Later" Shirt Is Busted For Drunk Driving
This woman definitely knows how to stick to her brand.
A 34-year-old woman named Katharine Luedtke from Blaine, Minnesota was driving drunk on Friday when she crashed into a ditch. And when the cops got there, they found she was wearing a t-shirt that said "Alcohol You Later."
She was arrested for driving while intoxicated. And it turns out she already has THREE DWI convictions so this time, she could be looking at up to 14 years in jail.
5. A Drunk Woman Proposes to Her Designated Driver, Then Steals His Car When He Says No
A 29-year-old woman in Minnesota asked her designated driver to MARRY her while he was dropping her off over the weekend. And when he said no, she jumped in the driver's seat stole his SUV while he was clinging to the roof rack and he suffered several broken bones.
6. A Guy Successfully Robs a Shop by Slithering Across the Floor to Avoid Motion Detectors
A guy in Houston broke into a smoke shop on Saturday and SLITHERED across the ground to avoid the motion detectors. And it worked. He got away with $1,000 worth of merchandise and cash, and so far, the cops haven't been able to identify him.
7. A guy in Arkansas tried to use a stolen credit card at a restaurant yesterday,
but the waitress realized it was stolen because it was HER credit card. He'd stolen her purse from her car two days earlier.