1. From Listener Dan:
"Someone in Louisiana got home on Tuesday, and found a 29-year-old woman taking a bath and eating Cheetos."
2. A Bystander Bodychecks a Guy on a Bike Who's Running from Police with a Knife
Somebody in Wales posted dashcam video of a bystander running into the street to bodycheck a guy on a bicycle with a knife who was being chased by the cops. And then when he takes off running, ANOTHER bystander takes him down.
3. Cops Find a Guy Hiding in the Swamp with Just His Face Above Water
Florida sheriffs got help from a police dog to capture a guy who was hiding in a swamp with just his face above the water. The best part is when he asks to be tazed so he'll go to the hospital instead of jail.
***WARNING!!! Profanities***
4. A Guy on Meth Thinks There's a Bug in His Ear, and Tries to Take Over an Ultrasound School by Force
A guy in Florida thought there was something moving around in his ear on Wednesday. So he found a place that teaches people to do ultrasounds, and showed up with a GUN to make them scan him. The cops came and arrested him, and no one was hurt. Turns out he was on meth.
5. A 34-year-old woman in Delaware was arrested
this week after she threw hot coffee on a convenience store employee and then PEPPER SPRAYED her all because they messed up her sandwich order.
6. A 47-year-old real estate agent in Florida
was arrested for battery last Friday, and tried to get out of it by claiming she was famous because she was on one episode of an HGTV show called "How Close Can I Beach".