1. A Guy Punches Himself in the Face to Avoid a Breathalyzer
A guy in Maine was driving drunk last weekend and crashed his car then he punched himself in the face three times to avoid taking a breathalyzer test. The cops arrested him for operating under the influence anyways.
2. A Woman Who Attacked Her Boyfriend With a Knife Says She Just Wanted to Cuddle
A woman in Washington tried to cuddle with her new boyfriend last week and when he wasn't into it, she tried to STAB him with a kitchen knife. She was arrested for assault.
3. A Man Calls in a Fake Bomb Threat to Stop His Wife From Having a Night Out With Her Friends
A guy in England was upset that his wife was going out with her friends back in November while he had to work so he called in a BOMB THREAT to the bar. He was in court this week, and he got a six-month suspended sentence.
4. A Drug Dealer Gets Busted After Trying to Buy a Soda with Weed
A 24-year-old drug dealer in Nebraska was arrested on Monday after he tried to get a soda at Domino's by trading it for weed. And it wasn't because he didn't have money. He had $87 on him when he got arrested.