A Man Named "Deez-Nuts" Got Arrested for Battery
I'm shocked a guy with a name like this doesn't have his life together . . .
A 42-year-old man named "DEEZ-NUTS" is facing charges in Wisconsin. Yes, it's spelled D-E-E-Z . . . N-U-T-S.
He got arrested at his home in Green Bay last Tuesday for hitting and shoving his daughter because she hadn't done her chores. He also allegedly pulled a B.B. gun that looked real. But it doesn't sound like the daughter was seriously hurt.
Deez-Nuts had apparently been doing some drinking. Cops say he appeared to be "highly intoxicated" when they showed up around 10:00 P.M., and was out on his porch in pajama bottoms with no shirt.
The police report says they, quote, "walked up to the top of the stairs and took Deez-Nuts into custody."
It goes on to say they put Deez-Nuts in handcuffs and made sure they were tight enough to not slip off. They arrested him for battery and disorderly conduct.
"Deez-Nuts" is just his first name, by the way. He was born Derrick Lee Kroll. He legally changed his first name in 2011 . . . then had to change it again six years later when he realized he misspelled it.
It originally had one "E" . . . "Dez-Nuts". We're guessing the joke wasn't landing, because people didn't say it right. So he added a second "E" in 2017.
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(Here's his mugshot.)