A Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend's Eye . . . Because He Was Looking at Other Women?
This is a new spin on the "eye for an eye" justification for violence.
A woman in Florida named Sarah Jimenez was arrested for stabbing her boyfriend in the EYE . . . allegedly because he was LOOKING at other women.
It happened at their home this past Saturday. Technically, she got him in the eyelid, and it wasn't a knife . . . it was one of their dogs' RABIES NEEDLES.
The guy says they were arguing, and he was lying on the couch when his girlfriend jumped him with the needle. She left the house afterward . . . and police found her outside, sleeping in a car. She told the cops that the man's injuries were "self-inflicted."
Sarah was charged with aggravated battery and is in jail on a $7,500 bond. The couple has been together for eight years.
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A Guy Has No Idea How Meth Got in His Underwear . . . Under His Junk?
When someone is caught with something they shouldn't have, their first instinct is to say that it's NOT theirs. Which might be believable in some situations . . . but not this one:
A 46-year-old man in Florida named Caleb Phillips was being screened by a corrections officer at a jail on Monday when they discovered that he had a "plastic cylinder" IN his underwear . . . tucked under his junk. Caleb said it wasn't his.
When asked how it got there, he suggested that "someone" put it there while he was sleeping.
When the officer started investigating the cylinder, Caleb said he thought it contained Advil. Which is a decent guess for a man who claimed he didn't know it was there. But it turns out it had METH inside.
Caleb was charged with narcotics possession and smuggling contraband into a detention facility . . . both felonies. He's being held without bond.
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On Sunday, an 18-year-old man in North Carolina was caught stealing $425 worth of items from Dollar General.
It's unclear what he took . . . although it probably WASN'T the discounted Thanksgiving decorations.
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A 38-year-old woman was caught trying to pass counterfeit bills at Walmart . . . and then she tried to EAT the fake money while being detained by the police.
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A 32-year-old man in Indiana was caught trying to hide a handgun . . . INSIDE his rectum.
It's unclear whether the gun was loaded.
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A 27-year-old male pest control worker in Florida was arrested after exposing himself to customers inside their homes, including a 76-year-old woman.
He'd say that his "zipper was broken, and he needed their help."
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Photo: Miami-Dade Police Department