San Antonio Idiots Stab Each Other Over Monday Night Football
Two men in San Antonio got into a major argument over "Monday Night Football" this week, and both of them "pulled out knives and then stabbed each other multiple times." They are expected to recover.
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A Guy Tries to Hide by Putting Up a Sign That Says He's Not Hiding There
Last Saturday, police in Florida were looking for a 41-year-old man named Johnny Yates to arrest him for aggravated battery.
They got a tip that he was at a residence, so they went there, and saw a whiteboard, which had a message written in marker that said, "Johnny Yates does NOT live here!!" As convincing as that sounds, the police didn't leave.
A person was seen leaving the home, and the cops asked them if they knew where Johnny was. They said, "Yeah, he's inside with some other people."
The police yelled for Johnny to come out . . . and he didn't . . . so they tried SMOKING him out before finally bringing in the K-9s. The dogs sniffed Johnny out, and he was found hiding "in a modified chest of drawers."
Johnny was arrested, along with the four other people at the house who did not cooperate with the authorities.
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Police in Nebraska are searching for a man who stole 11 hard drives from Best Buy last month . . . by stuffing them in his clothes.
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