A Funeral Home Worker Accosted Someone's Sex Doll
On the list of things you'd never want to get used to, this is #1. For most people anyway . . .A 41-year-old funeral home worker in Nebraska is facing charges after trying to steal a SEX DOLL from someone's home.
His name is Ryan Smith. Cops say he spotted the doll while picking up the remains of someone who passed away in their home in Omaha this month.
He called the property manager and claimed the local sheriff asked him to collect the doll as evidence. But they apparently thought it seemed suspicious and said no.
The property manager ended up going to the apartment later . . . heard noises coming from inside . . . and tried the door, but it was locked.
They saw Ryan leave the apartment shortly after that, and noted that his clothes were disheveled. So it seemed like he'd gotten up to SOMETHING in there.
Cops arrested him for burglary. They say more charges could be added pending a DNA test on the doll. (The Smoking Gun) (Here's his mugshot.)
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