Criminalz: A Man Was Arrested for DUI Wearing a T-Shirt That Said...

A Man Was Arrested for DUI Wearing a T-Shirt That Said, "I'm the Reason the Beer's Always Gone"

 

 

If you're dumb enough to go out drinking and DRIVE DRUNK . . . you're not smart enough to DRESS APPROPRIATELY for an encounter with the police.

 

 

A 41-year-old man in Florida named James Rix Junior was pulled over for speeding earlier this month, and he was wearing a t-shirt that said, "I'M THE REASON THE BEER'S ALWAYS GONE."

 

 

James sped past a police cruiser, going 89 miles per hour in a 45 zone.  They tried to pull him over, and he tried to shake them.  Before finally giving up.

 

 

He failed several field sobriety tests . . . and was later found to be almost three times over the legal limit.  James was charged with DUI and fleeing to elude a law enforcement officer.  He also got traffic citations for unlawful speed and possession of an open container in a vehicle. 

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That Guy Who Tried to Confront Drew Barrymore at a Theater Was Arrested at Her House    

 

That guy who tried to approach Drew Barrymore at a theater in New York City earlier this week was REALLY serious about wanting to see her.

 

 

Because he was arrested Wednesday at her farmhouse in Southampton.

 

 

Chad Michael Busto made a beeline for the stage during Drew's speaking engagement on Monday, saying, quote, "You know who I am. I need to see you at some point while I'm in New York."  He was taken away by security.

 

 

But on Wednesday, he went house to house until he found Drew's place.  He walked onto some steps outside before the cops showed up and busted him.  Drew wasn't home at the time.

 

 

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A Grown Man Got a DUI on a Power Wheel

 

 

Say what you will about this guy, but he's still a kid at heart . . .

 

 

A 51-year-old named John McKee got arrested in Indiana the other day for driving under the influence.  But the story is WHAT he was driving.

 

 

A cop pulled him over around 9:00 P.M. on Wednesday . . . when they saw him driving down the street in a POWER WHEEL.  (It happened in Vincennes, Indiana, right on the border with Illinois.)

 

 

They haven't released a photo of it, but it was a Power Wheel Jeep.  The kind you might have had when you were five.

 

 

The cop noted the Power Wheel was hard to see, because it didn't have any lights or reflectors.  So again, just to be clear . . . not street legal.

 

 

He got arrested after he failed a sobriety test.  Then they tested him at the hospital, and he had METH in his system.

 

 

He's facing charges for operating a vehicle while intoxicated, and the punishment could be stiffer than usual.  He has a previous conviction for it too. 

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Police in Virginia are working to identify a man who robbed another man outside a McDonald's with three accomplices: 

 Three PARROTS.  The FOUR of them got away with an "undisclosed amount of money."  

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A 42-year-old woman from Missouri was arrested for arson after she poured gasoline on clothes and ignited them by lighting SPICY TORTILLA CHIPS on fire and tossing them on top. 

 She said she used the chips because she knew they'd support combustion because of the grease content. 

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A man in the Seattle area broke into a home . . . ate some pizza and chips in the kitchen . . . and then chugged some gasoline in the garage. 

 The police showed up and helped him out when he started vomiting the gasoline. 

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