A third-grade teacher in Oklahoma was arrested on the first day of elementary school when she was caught teaching . . . drunk. She blew a .24, three times the legal limit of .08.
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A Man Was Arrested for Throwing Fries at His Wife
It's NEVER cool to throw French fries at other people . . . no matter how delicious they might be.
A 51-year-old man in Arizona named William Brennan was arrested on Saturday after he admitted to "hurling food" at his wife.
It happened at a McDonald's at around 5:00 P.M. The couple got into an argument, and at some point, William threw a container full of McDonald's French fries at his wife's face. He then screamed at her to get back to their car.
A witness was concerned and called the police. They tracked him down, and William confessed. He told the cops they were fighting, and he "threw the French fries at her instead of his fist."
He was booked in jail on a pair of domestic violence charges, including one for assault. He could face three years behind bars.
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A missing SUV for months was recovered and pulled out of a river in Idaho on Tuesday.
Apparently, a drunk man had driven it into the river . . . got out somehow . . . and then forgot what happened to it.
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