Tina Turner's 64-year-old son Ike Jr. was arrested and charged with possession of crack and tampering with evidence . . . because he tried to EAT the drugs when he got caught.
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A Man Cleaned Himself Up at Pierce Brosnan's House . . . After Pooping in His Neighbor's Yard
This is easily one of the weirdest celebrity home invasion stories EVER: On Monday afternoon, cops were called to Pierce Brosnan's house in Malibu . . . because a guy was spotted cleaning himself in Pierce's outdoor shower.
And the reason he needed to clean up was that he had just DROPPED A DEUCE on Pierce's neighbor's yard.
The guy tried to run when the cops showed up, but they caught him. He was arrested and booked on a burglary charge . . . for stealing Pierce's water.
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A Thief Is Arrested, and Then a Sex Toy Falls Out of His Pants
If you're too embarrassed to purchase naughty items from a Target . . . so you steal them . . . just know that it's worse to have the cops catch you with them outside.
A 46-year-old man from Florida named David Romero was caught shoplifting items from a Target on Monday. He bought some groceries, but he did NOT pay for other items, including a pink vibrator . . . condoms . . . personal lubricant . . . and several "sexual enhancement products."
David was caught on surveillance footage, and the cops were called. They cornered him in the parking lot, and arrested him. As they tried to get him into the police car, the pink vibrator fell out of his pants.
And in the cop's chest cam video, you can see it on the ground . . . vibrating.
Romero faces one count of petty theft . . . one count of grand theft . . . and four counts of larceny. He's being held on a bond of $3,000.
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