Britney Spears announced that she's having a baby . . . unless she was just telling us she ate too much.
In a typically confusing Instagram post, she said, quote, "I lost so much weight to go on my Maui trip only to gain it back . . . My husband said 'No you're food pregnant silly!!!' So I got a pregnancy test . . . and uhhhhh well . . . I am having a baby."
But then she added, quote, "4 days later I got a little more food pregnant. It's growing!!! If 2 are in there . . . I might just [lose] it . . .
"I obviously won't be going out as much due to the paps getting their money shot of me like they unfortunately already have."
Then she said, quote, "It's hard because when I was pregnant I had perinatal depression . . . I have to say it is absolutely horrible. This time I will be doing yoga every day!!! Spreading lots of joy and love."
Then her boyfriend Sam posted a picture of two lions with their cub, and said, quote, "Fatherhood is something I have always looked forward to and I don't take lightly. It is the most important job I will ever do."
So yeah, it sounds like a baby's coming.
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