Florida Man Caught Masturbating On Video In Starbucks!
A self-proclaimed homeless male model out of Florida was caught MASTURBATING right in front of customers at a Starbucks
Witness Alyssa DiMaria said she was in the shop when she used her phone to record him
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A Guy Is Begging Pranksters to Remove the Giant Kmart "K" They Put in His Front Lawn
It's been two years since The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020, but maybe THIS is a sign that it's still more valuable than it used to be.
A couple of pranksters in North Dakota wanted to do something to the lawn of a local pastor named Paul Knight. But rather than 'teepeeing' him, they left a GIANT Kmart "K" in his front lawn.
It's from a local store that went out of business. The site is being redeveloped, so it sounds like it was left to be scrapped. The pranksters somehow transported it to Paul's house . . . and then INSTALLED IT so that it could stand up, using wooden supports, and then securing it with ropes that were tied to trees.
It's unclear exactly how big it is, but in footage online, it looks at least 10 feet tall. And apparently, people have been coming by to take SELFIES in front of it.
Paul didn't know who left the Kmart "K" at his house, so he went on the local news and asked that the pranksters take it back at their convenience. He added, "My wife hopes it's gone by June." (???)
In the news report, they say that the two people responsible called the station and asked that they not use their names. It sounds like they're taking care of it.
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Is This the Most Canadian Crime of All Time? A Roller-Blading Guy With a Hockey Stick Stole a Woman's "Toque"
Americans . . . (or specifically, Floridians) . . . are not the only ones having to deal with stupid criminals. It's also happening to our very apologetic neighbors to the north.
Police in Canada arrested a man who was "wreaking havoc" in Victoria on Monday afternoon. He was rollerblading through downtown . . . carrying a hockey stick . . . which he was using to bang garbage cans and hit the windows of businesses.
Things REALLY crossed a line when the rollerblading man chased a woman and stole her "toque." That's Canadian for "stocking cap." It's a beanie with a pom-pom on the top. The woman was not injured. Just sad about her stolen toque.
When the police arrived, the thief roller-bladed around the police car before being taken into custody. He's looking at a robbery charge. (The only thing that would have made this MORE Canadian would be if he was arrested by a MOUNTIE.)
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