A 76-Year-Old Woman Vandalized the Car of Her Ex's New Girlfriend and Wrote "Slut" in Pink Lipstick
Every now and then a spurned lover crosses the line . . . and we think: "Someday they'll mature, and regret this." But maybe that's not always true.
A 76-year-old woman in Florida named Patsy flipped out on her ex and his new girlfriend back in September. She drove up to the guy's place and vandalized their cars.
She actually crashed her car into his . . . poured oil over the air vents . . . and wrote stuff like "Loves Kinkey Sex" and "Wominzer" in pink lipstick on the windows. (Both spelled like that, with the misspellings.)
Then, Patsy went over to the girlfriend's car . . . poured oil on it . . . and put a DEAD RACCOON on the hood. (???) She also wrote "Slut" in pink lipstick. It was a BMW, and it was damaged so badly that it was a "total loss."
The boyfriend is 74, and his girlfriend is a spring chicken at 64.
Patsy was arrested Wednesday morning on two felony criminal mischief counts.
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A 48-Year-Old Mom Stole Her Daughter's Identity to Go to College and Date Young Guys
Maybe Aunt Becky had it backward: She should've taken rowing photos of HERSELF so that SHE could get into USC and check out the young eye candy.
A 48-year-old woman in Missouri named Laura Oglesby stole her daughter's identity so that SHE could go to college. She didn't want to get a degree . . . she wanted to DATE YOUNG GUYS.
Somehow, she managed to run this scam for TWO YEARS before being caught. And it was elaborate. She got a social security card in her daughter's name and even got federal student loans.
She was 43 at the time and claimed she was 22. And apparently, the guys she seduced had no idea. She even scored a job at the LIBRARY, which is almost too perfect.
Eventually, it all unraveled . . . this was in 2018. And now, she's facing five years behind bars without parole after pleading guilty.
(Here's Laura's mugshot.)
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A couple of people were busted in Tennessee for meth . . . and it was reportedly hidden inside boxes of frozen lasagna.
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A 67-year-old man in Canada is facing DUI charges after colliding with a vehicle . . . fleeing the scene . . . and stopping in another intersection to eat chicken wings.
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A Florida woman somehow broke a sink off the wall at a restaurant, while "being intimate" with a friend. She was arrested and charged with criminal mischief.
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State police out of Erie, Pennsylvania is looking for a man who keeps defecating on the floor of a local Goodwill.
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