A Lawyer Who Bragged He Can "Think Like a Criminal" Got Busted for Dealing Drugs
You don't always have to read between the lines. Sometimes people mean exactly what they say . . .
A 39-year-old defense attorney in Pittsburgh named Daniel Muessig went viral in 2014 for an ad where he claimed he could "think like a criminal." And this week, he admitted in court that he actually IS one.
The ad he made was ridiculous. He claimed to know the legal system inside and out . . . called laws "stupid" and "arbitrary" . . . said he can "think like a criminal" and has lots of "street knowledge" . . . and joked that he visits his friends in jail all the time.
He won't have to visit anymore though, because he got indicted over the summer for selling HUNDREDS of pounds of marijuana. The guys he was working with were selling harder stuff too.
Back in 2019, cops tapped a drug dealer's phone, and the sting operation revealed Daniel was helping them operate a stash house.
Prosecutors say he helped distribute and sell 200 to 900 pounds of marijuana. They also caught him with around $400,000 in drug money.
He took a deal and pled guilty on Tuesday. He'll be sentenced in March and faces at least five years in prison. He'll also be a felon, so he can't practice law anymore.
(Here's the commercial.)
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A Woman Tried to Escape From Jail . . . Using the Wire from Her Bra
There were well over 100 episodes of"MacGyver", and yet Richard Dean Anderson never did this . . . maybe because he didn't wear a bra.
A 59-year-old woman in Florida named Susan Mae Sheppard was arrested on Halloween for DUI. She was thrown into a holding cell at the local jail, and she did NOT like it there, because she said it was "scary."
So, she got creative. She "removed the metal wiring from her bra and used it to make numerous scrape marks into the glass on the bottom of the door."
Susan's master plan was apparently to escape the jail, by crawling out of a small opening in the cell door . . . feet first. That might have taken YEARS, but she was caught before she could make any significant progress.
The good news for Susan is that she's currently free on $10,500 bond. The bad news is that the stunt with her bra added to two more charges . . . attempt to escape, which is a felony, and criminal mischief, which is a misdemeanor.
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(Here's Susan's mugshot.)