'Turns out 67-year-old James Wooten was waiting for the man, sitting on his couch naked, and drinking some delicious juice. Yup, Wooten had the audacity to not only break inside the home, but steal nAs expected, the homeowner freaked out and yelled at Wooten to leave, but he reportedly only got angrier and began to yell at the homeowner back. Which is when he called 911, because duh.' - via RARE