1. A Drunk Driver Is Busted When He Confuses a Bank of America Drive-Thru For a Taco Bell
A guy in Florida was driving drunk on Wednesday and pulled into a drive-thru to order a burrito. The only problem: He THOUGHT it was a Taco Bell drive-thru but it was actually a Bank of America. He was arrested for DUI.
2. A Donut-Eating Contest Winner Gets Arrested for Robbing a Donut Shop
A 27-year-old guy in North Carolina won a donut-eating contest put on by his local police department in 2014, and got arrested when they realized he was wanted for burglary. Now he's back in the news for robbing a donut shop.
3. A Guy Is Arrested After a Fight With His Brother Over Cheesecake Portions
Two brothers in Alabama got into an argument last month over the sizes of their pieces of cheesecake. The older brother who cut the pieces wound up PUNCHING his younger brother, and he got arrested.
4. A 39-year-old guy in Utah robbed a bank last Thursday,
but left his car keys in the bank. Then he tried to run away instead of driving, but his bag full of money got snagged on something and ripped cash started falling out on the street and he was arrested.
5. A post office near New Orleans had to call in the bomb squad
about a suspicious package on Friday but it turned out the box was filled with 70 pounds of HUMAN WASTE. The guy who mailed it was taken for a mental evaluation.