All Things Oscars 2017

 The "Oscars" were an agonizing three hours and 45 minutes long . . . and the only truly interesting part happened at around the three hour and 42 minute mark.

It was when Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway announced the winner for Best Picture.  The WRONG winner.  They said it was "La La Land", and everybody came up and started giving their speeches.

But then the accountants who tally the votes came out to let everybody know that "Moonlight" had actually won.  It turns out Warren and Faye were handed the wrong envelope.

They were given the one for the PREVIOUS award, Best Actress.  And it said Emma Stone, for "La La Land".  You could tell they were confused, but Faye read "La La Land" because it was on the card. 

Jimmy Kimmel made a Steve Harvey joke, then Warren got back on the microphone to explain what happened.

Then Jimmy ended the show with this, quote, "I knew I would screw this show up, I really did.  Thank you for watching . . . I promise I'll never come back. Good night!"

The Complete Oscars Winners List

Best Picture:  "Moonlight" . . . except for about three minutes when everyone thought "La La Land" won.

Best Animated Feature Film:  "Zootopia"

Best Actor:  Casey Affleck,  "Manchester By the Sea"

Best Actress:  Emma Stone,  "La La Land"

Best Supporting Actor:  Mahershala Ali,  "Moonlight"

Best Supporting Actress:  Viola Davis,  "Fences"

Best Director:  Damien Chazelle,  "La La Land"

Best Documentary Feature:  "O.J.: Made in America"

Best Documentary (Short Subject):  "The White Helmets"

Best Adapted Screenplay:  "Moonlight"

Best Original Screenplay:  "Manchester By the Sea"

Best Original Song:  "City of Stars" from "La La Land"

Best Original Score:  "La La Land"

Best Production Design:  "La La Land"

Best Cinematography:  "La La Land"

Best Film Editing:  "Hacksaw Ridge"

Best Costume Design:  "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them"

Best Makeup and Hairstyling:  "Suicide Squad"

Best Visual Effects:  "The Jungle Book"

Best Sound Mixing:  "Hacksaw Ridge"

Best Sound Editing:  "Arrival"

Best Foreign Film:  "The Salesman"  (Iran)

Best Short Film (Animated):  "Piper"

Best Short Film (Live Action):  "Sing"