A Man Stole an $8,000 Guitar by Hiding It Down His Pants?
It's crazy that this guy was able to get away . . . without someone making a DAD JOKE like, "Is that an electric guitar in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
Police in Toronto are looking for a man who stole an $8,000 guitar from a local music shop on December 20th . . . by stuffing it down his pants, and just walking out. Seriously.
The guitar was a limited edition one . . . called the Gibson Custom Shop 60th Anniversary ’59 Les Paul Standard electric guitar. So, not a small guitar.
The guy left, and hopped into a getaway car that was being driven by another suspect. But it wasn't a dramatic exit . . . the police report wasn't filed until last week, so it apparently took the store a while to discover the theft.
The store does have surveillance footage of the man . . . who was wearing “extremely large, baggy pants” . . . hiding the neck of the guitar down his pants and the body under his sweater.
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A Man Broke Into a School . . . to Reclaim Something That His Teacher Took From Him 40 Years Ago?
Did you ever have a teacher confiscate something . . . and NOT get it back?
That reportedly happened to some guy in Japan, and he decided to concoct an elaborate scheme to get it back. And it involved him and his girlfriend breaking into the school while the place was closed for winter vacation.
It's unclear what the contraband was, but it MUST have been worth something because . . . get this . . . the guy is 63 years old, and his girlfriend is 58. Yes, this thing had been confiscated MORE THAN 40 YEARS AGO.
The mission was not a success. There was an employee at the school, who overheard them and called the police. The cops arrested them for trespassing. Not surprisingly, both the guy and the girlfriend were intoxicated.
You may be wondering: Where did he expect to find this item? It wouldn't have spent the past 40 years in the same desk drawer. That's unclear. But he did tell police he was also looking in some files for the teacher's contact information.
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A man in Ohio stole a car with a passenger "asleep" in the back . . . but then the passenger woke up, and texted updates to the police.
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