Egg-related crime rates are up: Someone in Seattle stole more than 500 eggs from a restaurant the other night. It came just days after 100,000 eggs were stolen from a supplier in Pennsylvania.
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A drunk guy in Virginia called the cops to report a "human trafficking operation" . . . but it was just his neighbors hosting a Bible study group.
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A drunk driver in France crashed into a tank that was used on D-Day. Her car was badly damaged, but she's okay. The tank is fine.
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Two Guys Got Caught with Drugs After Stopping to Ask Cops for Directions
We've had GPS on our phones for well over a decade. I guess these guys hadn't heard . . .
Two idiots in Missouri got caught with drugs the other day . . . after stopping to ask the POLICE for directions.
Their names are Aarron Ragan and Allen Richards. They're both 27. They pulled up next to some cops on January 31st and asked how to get to Osage Beach.
It turned out they were already IN Osage Beach and didn't realize. And that's right around when the officers realized they might not be sober.
The cops they stopped to ask happened to be there doing a training session for DRUG DOGS. So they brought a dog over and found two grams of meth.
Both men are facing drug possession charges.
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A male masseuse in Florida got arrested after trying to give a guy an unrequested . . . and unwanted . . . "happy ending."
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