A Serial Butt-Slapper Is on the Loose in Denver
Do this in a dugout, no problem. Do it to a random woman on the street, BIG problem.
A serial BUTT-SLAPPER is on the loose in Colorado. Cops are asking people to help identify him.
A woman in the Denver suburb of Lakewood was out jogging on New Year's Day when he drove up behind her on an e-bike and slapped her butt.
Then a day later, he did it again to a different woman in the same area.
At least two other incidents have been reported so far. Someone got a shot of him on his e-bike, but you can't see his face.
A serial butt-slapper might sound funny, but he could face sexual assault charges.
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A Woman Pooped on a Store Floor to Distract Employees So a Man Could Steal Cleaning Supplies?
Now, THIS is a FAR less classy spin on Bonnie & Clyde . . .
Police in Polk County, Florida are looking for a man and a woman who stole around $500 worth of cleaning supplies from a Family Dollar store last month. And it's the EMPLOYEES who really needed those cleaning supplies.
Because, while the guy was collecting the cleaning supplies in a cart and wheeling them out . . . the woman distracted the staff by RELIEVING HERSELF right on the floor of the store. (???)
There aren't any details, thankfully, but the police are referring to them as "Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie" . . . so it's very possible that she went #2.
There's footage of them from the store's surveillance cameras, but as far as we know the police are still trying to track them down.
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